SOARBS!!!

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Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, this week’s story is actually a poem that comes to us from (A.L.) in Jacksonville, NC!!!

You live a double life and try to hide it from your folks.
Truth is, Regular Bitch, your life is just a joke.
You smile in everybody’s face and talk shit behind their back.
You lack integrity, you lack a soul, you lack class, you lack tact.
You brag about your accomplishments as if you’ve done them first.
What no one but me knows is that they’re motivated by your thirst.
Your thirst to be pretty which you will never be,
your thirst to kind , but you’re as evil as can be,
your thirst to be a number one girl, but all you’ll ever know…
is regular bitch you will only be all those taken men’s number one hoe.
You sleep with people’s men without a second thot.
And yes I spelled that right Bitch. The wife you will NEVER be… NOT!
I’m so disgusted by you Regular Bitch and your slithering, two faced ways.
You go to church every Sunday after your sweaty Saturday night lays.
You judgy wudgy piece of shit and while I am taking it there…
What the fuck is wrong with that ugly fucking hair.
You sit and talk shit about people from sun down to sun up.
I never understood why you thought that was cool when your face resembles a Rottweiler pup.
Everything about you makes me want to yell.
You’re a hoe, you’re a bitch, your conniving but I will never tell.
You see you stupid regular bitch, your secret is safe with me.
I know what it is to be a real friend so listen and take heed.
Continue to wear your wigs, and sashay in your pant suit,
continue to smile in selfies and brag about your loot.
For I know everything that you truly truly wish,
but honey not even a Genie can save you because you will always and forever be REGULAR ASS BITCH!

Signed a “true” friend.

Holy Moly!!! She just had every regular cell in her body read to pieces! She better watch out!

Stay tuned the following Sunday for the next entry on…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey

Tell Us Your Story…

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Greetings Bubblies!

Team Harvey wants to you tell us about a #RegularBitch you know…

A Regular Bitch is a phony, fake, fraud and a sham. A Bitch who is unjustifiably self-declared as a more fabulous and classy person than everyone else but is merely nothing more than a basic or common bitch…

Do you know a Regular Bitch or have a story about a Regular Bitch you want to share?

Email your stories to: thechampagnefanclub@gmail.com and we will post one story every Sunday for “Shout Out a Regular Bitch Sundays” and of course all stories posted will be anonymous, so with that said we will not be posting whole government names of the accused. We look forward to hearing your stories Bubblies!

AND don’t forget to lookout for Harvey Champagne’s highly anticipated upcoming single “Regular Bitch” featuring Spade coming soon…

-Team Harvey.

SOARBS!!!

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Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, this week’s story comes to us from (L.J.) in Atlanta, GA!!!

This is for the very basic chick who does nothing for herself and expects a man (me) to wine and dine her, buy her nice things, and make her feel like a queen. I don’t even know you like that and you have done NOTHING to deserve it. I don’t know who you think you are, or why you think you’re worth a lot more than you give yourself but in my world you have to be about something and have your own stability and independence in order for someone like me to even entertain you. This is probably why you’ve been single for 7 years. IT IS NOT YOUR CHOICE. IT IS NOT BECAUSE ALL MEN SUCK. IT IS BECAUSE “YOU” SUCK AND YOU’RE A GOLDDIGGING, LAZY, ENTITLED, AND WACK EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN. I digress…

Dang!!! We know that Regular Bitch all too well! Sounds like she’s going to be spending a lot more time with her best mate, loneliness…

Stay tuned the following Sunday for the next entry on…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey

Tell Us Your Story…

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Greetings Bubblies!

Team Harvey wants to you tell us about a #RegularBitch you know…

A Regular Bitch is a phony, fake, fraud and a sham. A Bitch who is unjustifiably self-declared as a more fabulous and classy person than everyone else but is merely nothing more than a basic or common bitch…

Do you know a Regular Bitch or have a story about a Regular Bitch you want to share?

Email your stories to: thechampagnefanclub@gmail.com and we will post one story every Sunday for “Shout Out a Regular Bitch Sundays” and of course all stories posted will be anonymous, so with that said we will not be posting whole government names of the accused. We look forward to hearing your stories Bubblies!

AND don’t forget to lookout for Harvey Champagne’s highly anticipated upcoming single “Regular Bitch” featuring Spade coming soon…

-Team Harvey.

SOARBS!!!

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Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, this week’s story comes to us from (M.P.) in Los Angeles, CA!!!

This is for the regular bitch who runs around the city jacking people’s friends so that you feel like a more secure and loved person having so many people around you. What they don’t know is how empty you are inside and I’m sure when they find out that they are a prop after you steal their friends and move right along the six degrees that they will probably be writing a very similar story about you. Good luck with your fake popular life man…

Ooo Wee!!! Somebody needs to stop using people to feel popular! What a regular bitch!

Stay tuned the following Sunday for the next entry on…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey

Tell Us Your Story…

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Greetings Bubblies!

Team Harvey wants to you tell us about a #RegularBitch you know…

A Regular Bitch is a phony, fake, fraud and a sham. A Bitch who is unjustifiably self-declared as a more fabulous and classy person than everyone else but is merely nothing more than a basic or common bitch…

Do you know a Regular Bitch or have a story about a Regular Bitch you want to share?

Email your stories to: thechampagnefanclub@gmail.com and we will post one story every Sunday for “Shout Out a Regular Bitch Sundays” and of course all stories posted will be anonymous, so with that said we will not be posting whole government names of the accused. We look forward to hearing your stories Bubblies!

AND don’t forget to lookout for Harvey Champagne’s highly anticipated upcoming single “Regular Bitch” featuring Spade coming soon…

-Team Harvey.

SOARBS!!!

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Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for our very first…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, our first story comes to us from (J.F.) from New York City!!!

Shout out to this holier than thou bitch who is a self appointed mothering guru that dispenses unwanted advice and judgement. I remember when your lights would be shut off every month and you had strange men picking up your daughter from school so your stanking ass could be up in the club.

You Regulah ass bitch!

My Goodness!!! Sounds somebody’s a bad mom and a regular bitch!

Stay tuned the following Sunday for the next entry on…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey

Tell us your story…

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Bubblies!

Team Harvey wants to you tell us about a #RegularBitch you know…

A Regular Bitch is a phony, fake, fraud and a sham. A Bitch who is unjustifiably self-declared as a more fabulous and classy person than everyone else but is merely nothing more than a basic or common bitch…

Do you know a Regular Bitch or have a story about a Regular Bitch you want to share?

Email your stories to: thechampagnefanclub@gmail.com and we will post one story every Sunday for “Shout Out a Regular Bitch Sundays” and of course all stories posted will be anonymous, so with that said we will not be posting whole government names of the accused. We look forward to hearing your stories Bubblies!

AND don’t forget to lookout for Harvey Champagne’s highly anticipated upcoming single “Regular Bitch” featuring Spade

-Team Harvey.

New Single Alert!!!

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Hello Bubblies!

Mr. Harvey will be releasing a new single soon and we are EX-CI-TED!!! The single is titled “Regular Bitch” and Harvey will be collaborating with hip hop recording artist Spade to make it a hit to be remembered! We have heard the demo and it’s gonna blow your minds…stay tuned.

-Team Harvey.

You’re Not the One Remix!!!

Yo Bubblies,

While Mr. Champagne is in the studio working on a new single, he wants y’all to enjoy B.Alex’s ‘Future Mix’ of “You’re Not The One” from the Radio in a Plastic Bag album!!!

p.s. it’s also available to download on SoundCloud, AHHHHHH!!!

-Team Harvey

#RIAPB Photo Project!

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Hello Bubblies,

I just want to shoot a special thank you to everyone who participated in my photo project to promote the album. I am forever grateful to have had you all loan me your beautiful faces and boasting about your #ChampagneLife.

Love, Harvey Champagne.

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Dev

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Also, don’t forget to purchase your copy of Radio in a Plastic Bag on iTunes, Amazon, or Google Play if you haven’t already. You can also stream it on Spotify or access it at these other stores:

Rdio, Deezer, Xbox Music, Rhapsody, eMusic, simfy, Muve Music, MySpace Music, iHeartRadio, Nokia, MediaNet, VerveLife, Wimp, Sony Music Unlimited, Gracenote, Shazam, 7Digital, Juke, JB Hi-Fi, Slacker, Bloom, Guvera, KKBox, Akazoo, Anghami

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