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Shout Out A “Regular Bitch” Sunday!!!

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Hello Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for our FINAL…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, this week’s story comes to us from Mr. Harvey Champagne himself!!!

Dear Nostalgia,

There are so many words I can utilize to start but I’m going to keep this as quick as I possibly can. For starters, we have always had a very open and honest friendship/relationship. What I don’t understand is how you could have any insecurities surrounding me in the first place AND how so many years later you could still be holding on to some random ass baggage that you never cared to address at the time of our first cycle. Regardless, I got a good handful of exactly what about me you were holding a grudge against and back then I thought it was despicably ridiculous and it’s even more ridiculous now. Speaking of now, you should count your blessings. You should thank Jesus that I forgot how crazy you were the first time we stopped talking because had I remembered there wouldn’t have been any of those good times, jokes and laughs, or nostalgic moments. You wouldn’t have gotten the chance to show off your “new” life like you’re some rich, privileged person above everyone else. You know that I know that you’re simply the same chick that used to throw that ass around for dollars from the 50 million men you had rolled around your wrist. I blamed you for the drama the first time but this time I couldn’t blame nobody but myself. I let you back in and gave you the benefit of the doubt. I was the dummy this time and that’s okay. I actually applaud you though because you are the ONLY person that has ever fooled me twice. You got me so good that I had to sit down and write a song about it. I have always been super supportive and non-judgmental with you but now all that has flown out the window. So with that said, you will never exist to me again and if you are wondering if this song is about you? It is…

Goodbye,

Harvey Champagne.

Welp, there you have it Bubblies!!! Make sure you keep an eye on us cause we’ll be revealing the release date for “Regular Bitch”-Featuring Spade very very soon!

Thank you all so much for participating and indulging in the awesome and amazing…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey

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#SOARBS!!!

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Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, this week’s story comes to us from (S.T.) in Chi-Town, IL!!!

I’m going to get a little deep. A regular bitch to me is someone who is ignorant to reality. Someone who is narcissistic and not in a prideful way but in a desperate way. Someone who thinks their looks and material things can mask the fact that they are empty inside and have no real personality. Someone who lies, not with bad intent, but to be “accepted” by others. Someone who is sad and miserable and can never be happy because they don’t have the first clue to who they are so how the hell can they find happiness for themselves. Someone who skims by in life with merely a presence but have nothing to really offer. Someone who, no matter how much you guide them, can’t grasp the idea of a real friendship/relationship. That to me is a regular bitch and after having my share of experiences I only choose to be surrounded by the extraordinary, amazing, irregular people because anything less and I’ll go insane. Caution: The Regular Bitch.

DANG!!! You are like a Regular Bitch Guru Master, cause you took it to a whole new level…spiritually!

Stay tuned the following Sunday for the next entry on…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey

Tell Us Your Story…

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A Regular Bitch is a phony, fake, fraud and a sham. A Bitch who is unjustifiably self-declared as a more fabulous and classy person than everyone else, but is merely nothing more than a basic or common bitch…

Do you know a Regular Bitch or have a story about a Regular Bitch you want to share?

Email your stories to: thechampagnefanclub@gmail.com and we will post one story every Sunday on www.harveychampagne.com for “Shout Out a Regular Bitch Sundays” and of course all stories posted will be anonymous, so with that said we will not be posting whole government names of the accused. We look forward to hearing your stories Bubblies!

And don’t forget to lookout for Harvey Champagne’s highly anticipated upcoming single “Regular Bitch” featuring Spade…

-Team Harvey.

#SOARBS

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Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, this week’s story comes to us from (G.P.) in Kansas City, MO!!!

I looked up Regular Bitch in the Webster’s dictionary and found a picture of my good girlfriend (NAME.REMOVED)!, and the first definition was in regards to how she loves to give every couple on the planet relationship/marriage advice like she’s an “expert” or “counselor or something. First of all, she has worked in retail her whole life. Second of all, she is too single to be alive and has been most of her life. And last of all, every man in KC she makes eye contact with she immediately runs to Craigslist on their missed connections page to see if they are looking for her and they are usually…NOT!!! Come on guys who does that ever? She does, that’s who.

HAHAHAHA! She better STOP!!! That is all…

Stay tuned the following Sunday for the next entry on…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey

Tell Us Your Story…

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A Regular Bitch is a phony, fake, fraud and a sham. A Bitch who is unjustifiably self-declared as a more fabulous and classy person than everyone else, but is merely nothing more than a basic or common bitch…

Do you know a Regular Bitch or have a story about a Regular Bitch you want to share?

Email your stories to: thechampagnefanclub@gmail.com and we will post one story every Sunday on www.harveychampagne.com for “Shout Out a Regular Bitch Sundays” and of course all stories posted will be anonymous, so with that said we will not be posting whole government names of the accused. We look forward to hearing your stories Bubblies!

And don’t forget to lookout for Harvey Champagne’s highly anticipated upcoming single “Regular Bitch” featuring Spade…

-Team Harvey.

#SOARBS

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Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, this week’s story comes to us from (C.J.) in Miami, FL!!!

The most regular bitch I know is this chick I used to be friends with who is always at the bar and spends her rent money every month to buy alcohol and clothes to impress men that last about as long as it takes for the alcohol to wear off. Then she borrows money from everyone and their moms to cover her rent (to avoid inevitable eviction) then struggles the entire month to pay them off just to go back through the same cycle over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Then she wonders why she has no friends anymore…

Sounds like a Regular Bitch to us!!! She needs to prioritize or she’s gonna be regular, broke and HOMELESS!

Stay tuned the following Sunday for the next entry on…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey

Tell Us Your Story…

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A Regular Bitch is a phony, fake, fraud and a sham. A Bitch who is unjustifiably self-declared as a more fabulous and classy person than everyone else, but is merely nothing more than a basic or common bitch…

Do you know a Regular Bitch or have a story about a Regular Bitch you want to share?

Email your stories to: thechampagnefanclub@gmail.com and we will post one story every Sunday for “Shout Out a Regular Bitch Sundays” and of course all stories posted will be anonymous, so with that said we will not be posting whole government names of the accused. We look forward to hearing your stories Bubblies!

And don’t forget to lookout for Harvey Champagne’s highly anticipated upcoming single “Regular Bitch” featuring Spade…

-Team Harvey.

#SOARBS!!!

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Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, this week’s story comes to us from (A.S.) in Boston, MA!!!

There is this queen who walks around lying to everyone and himself. So much so that he believes his own lies. He tells everyone he owns a pharmaceutical company when his dad works for a pharmacy. He wants everyone to believe he is successful and has money when he doesn’t. He walks around with his Burberry hat on and Louis Vuitton bag which we have all figured out is stolen. Everything he wears is stolen and then he has the nerve to continue to borrow things and then tell people that these things are stolen from him. After a situation with an Hermes belt he stole from me, everyone started coming out of the woodworks to share a very similar story where he has stolen from them as well. I hope he rots in hell for being the lying, conniving, piece of sh*t he is. Now if that is not a “Regular Bitch” then I don’t know what is.

WOW! That is some serious mess!!! That is definitely what we would call a Regular Bitch but this one is a Regular Thief too! So crazy…

Stay tuned the following Sunday for the next entry on…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey

Tell Us Your Story…

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Greetings Bubblies!

Team Harvey wants to you tell us about a #RegularBitch you know…

A Regular Bitch is a phony, fake, fraud and a sham. A Bitch who is unjustifiably self-declared as a more fabulous and classy person than everyone else but is merely nothing more than a basic or common bitch…

Do you know a Regular Bitch or have a story about a Regular Bitch you want to share?

Email your stories to: thechampagnefanclub@gmail.com and we will post one story every Sunday for “Shout Out a Regular Bitch Sundays” and of course all stories posted will be anonymous, so with that said we will not be posting whole government names of the accused. We look forward to hearing your stories Bubblies!

AND don’t forget to lookout for Harvey Champagne’s highly anticipated upcoming single “Regular Bitch” featuring Spade coming soon…

-Team Harvey.

SOARBS!!!

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Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, this week’s story is actually a poem that comes to us from (A.L.) in Jacksonville, NC!!!

You live a double life and try to hide it from your folks.
Truth is, Regular Bitch, your life is just a joke.
You smile in everybody’s face and talk shit behind their back.
You lack integrity, you lack a soul, you lack class, you lack tact.
You brag about your accomplishments as if you’ve done them first.
What no one but me knows is that they’re motivated by your thirst.
Your thirst to be pretty which you will never be,
your thirst to kind , but you’re as evil as can be,
your thirst to be a number one girl, but all you’ll ever know…
is regular bitch you will only be all those taken men’s number one hoe.
You sleep with people’s men without a second thot.
And yes I spelled that right Bitch. The wife you will NEVER be… NOT!
I’m so disgusted by you Regular Bitch and your slithering, two faced ways.
You go to church every Sunday after your sweaty Saturday night lays.
You judgy wudgy piece of shit and while I am taking it there…
What the fuck is wrong with that ugly fucking hair.
You sit and talk shit about people from sun down to sun up.
I never understood why you thought that was cool when your face resembles a Rottweiler pup.
Everything about you makes me want to yell.
You’re a hoe, you’re a bitch, your conniving but I will never tell.
You see you stupid regular bitch, your secret is safe with me.
I know what it is to be a real friend so listen and take heed.
Continue to wear your wigs, and sashay in your pant suit,
continue to smile in selfies and brag about your loot.
For I know everything that you truly truly wish,
but honey not even a Genie can save you because you will always and forever be REGULAR ASS BITCH!

Signed a “true” friend.

Holy Moly!!! She just had every regular cell in her body read to pieces! She better watch out!

Stay tuned the following Sunday for the next entry on…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey

Tell Us Your Story…

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Greetings Bubblies!

Team Harvey wants to you tell us about a #RegularBitch you know…

A Regular Bitch is a phony, fake, fraud and a sham. A Bitch who is unjustifiably self-declared as a more fabulous and classy person than everyone else but is merely nothing more than a basic or common bitch…

Do you know a Regular Bitch or have a story about a Regular Bitch you want to share?

Email your stories to: thechampagnefanclub@gmail.com and we will post one story every Sunday for “Shout Out a Regular Bitch Sundays” and of course all stories posted will be anonymous, so with that said we will not be posting whole government names of the accused. We look forward to hearing your stories Bubblies!

AND don’t forget to lookout for Harvey Champagne’s highly anticipated upcoming single “Regular Bitch” featuring Spade coming soon…

-Team Harvey.

SOARBS!!!

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Bubblies!!!

Y’all know what day it is, it’s time for…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

So without further ado, this week’s story comes to us from (L.J.) in Atlanta, GA!!!

This is for the very basic chick who does nothing for herself and expects a man (me) to wine and dine her, buy her nice things, and make her feel like a queen. I don’t even know you like that and you have done NOTHING to deserve it. I don’t know who you think you are, or why you think you’re worth a lot more than you give yourself but in my world you have to be about something and have your own stability and independence in order for someone like me to even entertain you. This is probably why you’ve been single for 7 years. IT IS NOT YOUR CHOICE. IT IS NOT BECAUSE ALL MEN SUCK. IT IS BECAUSE “YOU” SUCK AND YOU’RE A GOLDDIGGING, LAZY, ENTITLED, AND WACK EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN. I digress…

Dang!!! We know that Regular Bitch all too well! Sounds like she’s going to be spending a lot more time with her best mate, loneliness…

Stay tuned the following Sunday for the next entry on…

SHOUT OUT A REGULAR BITCH SUNDAY!!!

-Team Harvey